Saturday, February 28, 2009

Something For The Weekend...

Hi Guys,

Ok, this is a scheduled post because I'm busy moving etc. and I'll have no Internet connection for 5-7 days (as you know). That means I'm going to be soooo behind on your blogs and sorry, but obviously I won't be leaving any comments for the next week. I'll catch up as soon as I possibly can though, but in the meantime my best wishes go out to all of you.

So, I have "Interviews" scheduled for Monday and Thursday. Please read and comment on them because all the guys have put a lot of time, trouble, effort and personal thoughts and feelings into them!

Quickies:
Thank you to torchy! for his help with my technical thingies, and thanks to aahsazyl too for his help with other technical thingies!

Hi to GTG1, my new follower! I think he's new lol. He appeared when this new "Google Friend Connect" thing arrived, so maybe he'd managed to hide somewhere before that. Anyway, check out his blog by following the link above or in the sidebar.

Talking of links, the following are all new ones so please check them out too:
Peter's Blog (Yeah, he's back!)
Josh's Blog
Mr HCI's Blog
Sethy's Blog
Ken's Blog

And finally, some funnies for the weekend...

While I was driving down the A127 the other day (going a little faster than I should have been), I passed under a bridge only to see a copper laying in wait on the other side with a radar gun in his hand. His mate, waiting in the layby further down the road, pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked: "Runway too short?"

To which I replied: "Sorry! I'm late for work."

He then asked: "What do you do?"

I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher!"

The copper was surprised, and confused: "A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then two fingers, then three, then four, and once my whole hand is in I work it from side to side until I can get both hands in. Then, I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper cautiously asked: "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied: "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."

Speeding ticket: £60.00
Penalty Points: 3
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless...

That's gonna hurt!!


That's one sad looking Cat!


Umm... I think I'll just hold it thanks!

This season's BBQ "must have!"


That's all for now folks. I hope you all have a great week!!

Take care,

Col

6 comments:

  1. Best of luck with the move and all, I hope everything goes smoothly. We'll miss ya for a week :(

    *hugs*

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  2. hahaha, funniest pictures, puts a smile on my face

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  3. Good luck moving. :)

    I was hoping to get in touch with you before you posted my interview. :/

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  4. oh i so wanna get some of the bbq sausage holders!

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