Some Funnies For The Weekend...

Enjoy guys!!

Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument

Most of America 's populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.


I think this will work with grandchildren, nieces, and nephews as well.

Sincerely,
Your Friend


Alternative Advertising:






For forks sake! How many tines do I have to tell you...


More Alternative Advertising...
...you're too young to get your nose pierced!!!


And finally, for Matt: A decent 'Essex Girl' joke...
An Essex girl goes into PC World looking for curtains for her PC.

The assistant says to her "You don't need curtains for a computer!"

Essex girl replies "HELLOOO! I've got fuckin' WINDOWS!"



That's all folks, have a great weekend!!


Take care,

Col