Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I knew I was gay from the age of...

...Twelve!

I'd done all the usual stuff with girls that young boys do by that age, you know the stuff...kiss chase, you show me yours and I'll show you mine etc...
...but I always enjoyed that kind of thing with the boys more than I did with the girls (never played kiss chase with the boys though, damn it!! lol)

Most of my friends then were my neighbours and the majority of them were around the same age so there was a lot of "comparing" that went on, and a lot of wishing and questioning too lol..."Wow, I wish mine was that big!" or "Will mine be that big when I'm 9/10 (or whatever)?"

Comparisons were made between soft and hard, but it was difficult to stay soft long enough to make a comparison sometimes :)

The best thing was when we all went swimming as a group, man I loved those times, no cubicles back then...just one huge communal changing room. I loved seeing all those naked boys running around trying to flick each other with their towels, or, just discreetly looking at a particularly good looking boy while he dried himself off.
I didn't actually like swimming and I still don't, in fact I'm a very poor swimmer still today. But, it was all about the boys for me...nothing else!
I was never really confused about how I felt but I knew it wasn't normal, and like many others I had nobody to talk too and no Internet in those days anyway, so I accepted my feelings very early in life.
I have certainly never felt any guilt or shame with regard to being gay so I guess that maybe I've had it pretty easy compared to some people.
"So why didn't you 'come out' when you were younger?" you may be asking...that will be answered in a future post so stay tuned to this blog lol.

So, I knew I was definitely gay at the age of twelve because that's when I had my first gay sexual experience/relationship and I knew there and then that my feelings for boys were true...stay tuned for that too!

Seeing as this has been about age I thought I'd share the following joke/story with you. It's about being much older but it made me laugh, and I hope it makes you laugh too...


...Do I look that old?

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking; 'Surely I can't look that old?'
Well, my name is Jake Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his DDS Diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some forty-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then, I wondered?

Upon seeing him however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate!

After he examined my teeth I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
'Yes, yes I did. I'm a Mustang!' he gleamed with pride.
'When did you graduate?' I asked.
'In 1965. Why do you ask?' was his reply.
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then that ugly, old, bald-headed, wrinkled, fat ass, grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked;
'What did you teach?'

Until next time then!

Take care,
Col

7 comments:

  1. This is great! I know what you mean - I recently saw a photo of my sons with their grandad and some middle-aged bloke and *really* wondered who it was for a moment =]

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  2. LOL, that was a funny joke!

    First gay experience at 12? O.o? I guess I have to stay tuned.

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  3. Great joke.

    12? You young'uns are awfully precocious.

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  4. Great Joke! I was also 12 when i had my 1st experience. a little awkward but, very fun!. He was 16!. If My brother Jay ever knew about me and his best friend.......!!!!Why is the song "Those were the Days My Friend" suddenly in my head? LOL!!!

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  5. Thanks guys, I'm glad you enjoyed the joke as much as I did lol.

    @ Gurney: If it's not too personal; how old are your sons?

    @ Zee: Thanks. I've followed your blog for sometime. It's very thought provoking. Yes, I hope you will stay tuned, and possibly comment again. It's nice to have a younger reader lol!

    @ Naturgesetz: Welcome back stranger. I was more precocious then than I am now.

    @ Musicbuff: Your brothers best friend? Stay tuned...I have a similar story lol. Another song came to me; "If I could turn back time"
    I wish I could sometimes, well actually...most of the time lol!

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  6. I think Ive always known Im gay or at least that Im different. I didnt ever have sex with anybody until about a year ago and that only lasted for about 2 months because he moved, but I for sure liked it :)

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  7. @ KyleT: So you were 14 then? I guess 2 months is better than nothing. I bet you liked it ;-)
    Thanks.

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